The world famous (sorta) Goth Test 2000 (v0.01) You get 1 point for each question that is true
01. Do you wear mainly black? 02. Do you wear ONLY black? 03. Is your hair black, chalk-white or purple? 04. Do you wear foundation? 05. Eyeliner? 06. Lipstick? 07. Do you wear dark sunglasses, even inside? 08. Do you wear coloured contacts? 09. BONUS! if you wear a non-identical pair 10. Do you wear only silver? 11. Do you wear a dog-collar? 12. Do you wear chains? 13. For reasons other than appearance? 14. Do you sleep less than 6 hours? 15. 4 hours? 16. Do you drink Jolt, Coffee or RedBull? 17. More than 2 cans/cups at a time? 18. Do you take speed before breakfast? 19. Instead of breakfast? 20. Do you hate jungle, garage, and techno? 21. Do you hate trendy's? (people who flash their labels) 22. Have you even gone up to a group of trendy's and asked "What the F*ck are you looking at?" 23. Do you have the scars to prove it? 24. Do you read Shelley? 25. Do you understand Shelley? 26. Do you drink snakebite? 27. Snakebite and black? 28. Can you stomach it? 29. Do you wear fishnets - on your arms? 30. Is caffiene more important than sunlight?
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